Dear Blogosphere, I'm baaaaaaaack!

Yes, I know. It's been awhile. But I have an excuse - I finally landed a job back in June. A good job, to boot! Other stuff has happened. Blah blah. Turned a year older. Blah blah. But let's get back to the nitty gritty that blogs are meant for, shall we? Ramblings and nonsensicals.

1. I can't wait for the political commercials to stop. 
2. My new favorite fart cover up sentence is "I know better than to wear leather underwear."
3. It took Beavis and Butthead waaaayyyyy too long to make their comeback.
4. I will punch anyone that gets in the way of me and my Trader Joe's Roasted Seaweed Snacks - and yes that includes women and children.
5. Grape is my favorite artificial flavor, but orange runs a close second.
6. I'm confused why all the hamsters in the Kia commercials have gunts.
7. I wonder if I would look good with black hair. I bet I would look sickly.
8. Avocados should be fat free, damn it...
9. So should cheese.
10. Bars that give away free popcorn should also hand out hand sanitizer and Hepatitis C vaccines.
11. Planking is sooooo yesterday. The new idiotic trend? Horsemaning. What'll they think of next?

So there you have it. I finally blogged. Oh happy day.

Until next time, blogosphere.