Remind Me...

Remind me...

1. To never go to Fred Meyer on "Senior Discount" Tuesdays.  The perfume (Jean Nate I assume), purple perms, and sound of adult diapers rustling is just too much to endure.  
2. To never drive near Everett during rush hour.  
3. To keep my head up.
4. To never watch IT again.  Seeing the clown takes at least 3 months of intense therapy to get over. 
5. That I can make you laugh.  It fuels me.
6. To never wear lipstick after not wearing it for months.  Due to inexperience it will end up on my teeth.  And no one will tell me.
7. To never let my dog Yuki roll around the grass in the nearby park.  She will coat herself in another dog's poop.  And it will stink.  And I will gag.
8. To not be so frickin' hard on myself.
9. That farting and blaming Sarah is not nice.
10. That TOOL is the best band in the world.  Oh wait, you don't have to remind me of that.
11. That if the lady at the liquor store starts calling me by name, I may be going there too often.  Time to buy in bulk.
12. That things happen for a reason.  Even if that reason is just to piss me off.
13. Not to be tricked into going into the bathroom after my hubby has spent more than 2 minutes in there.
14. That not every single piece of cheese needs to be eaten.  Leave some for others.
15. That "I just didn't feel like cleaning the house" is NOT a good enough excuse to get out of housework when you are unemployed.
16. Not everyone enjoys sarcasm.  Even though they should.
17. That life's a bitch and she's in heat.  (I totally stole that from They Live starring Roddy Piper)