No one teaches you how to run with boobs. Its not in any textbook that I've ever seen. And I haven't heard Dr. Oz mention it on Oprah yet. So how in the world are women like me supposed to know how to run with large boobs? Is there a way that I can temporarily disable them? I mean, I'm not really using them anyway at the moment...can I shelve them for 30 minutes while I run?
Okay, all jokes aside, big boobed Brooke needs a better answer than wearing two sports bras.
Perhaps I can run with my boobs in my hands, creating less pressure on my shoulders and making them less bouncy? Hmm...that might attract people that want to hold their parts in front of me. Scratch that.
Perhaps I can hire a runner to run in front of me, but run backwards - they can hold my boobs for me while I run. Crap, that won't work either. DyLon doesn't run and the thought of someone else touching me grosses me out.
Okay, I'm fresh out of ideas. Which is weird for me. Until the perfect sports bra is invented, I'll be forced to have the layered look.
Peace.
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